I stumbled across an article from last month that announced that there were now Golden Girl action figures. Which, to me, is one of the greatest things to come out of toymaking since the Frisbee. Unfortunately these were exclusive to New York Comic Con, so the only ones I’ve been able to find are exorbitantly priced on ebay, but I don’t care I’ve already bought them. I can’t wait to have my own Golden Girls adventures at home. I’m gonna do all the voices and have Blanche come home with a different GI Joe every night. Then I’m going to bury all of them except Rose. For now.