I’m Aidan Chappell. Welcome to the Conspiracy Zone. Is Hillary Clinton a reptilian android? Was Pearl Harbour actually aliens? On this show I will uncover the things they don’t want you to know. Today’s topic: the shape of the earth. Some people foolishly think the earth is spherical in shape but this is obviously untrue. If it were a sphere as the sheep think, how could everyone in Australia not fall off? The round earth myth was perpetrated by Illuminati groups across the world to justify the space race, and Stanley Kubrick’s career.